Something funny happened to me earlier today. I was sitting on the toilet with my baby son at my feet and my belly hanging down. Suddenly, baby boy gets this glint in his eye, crawls over, struggles to his feet and, placing both hands carefully on either side of my pendulous belly, opens his mouth and begins to try and nurse.
I swear, I've never laughed so hard. Eventually, it occurred to me to open up a breast and let him have that, but for a while there the boy was intent on finding a way to get milk from my navel.
Just thought you all would like to share in the joke.